Monday, March 22, 2010

THE CANDY MAN CAN'T

Well for those of you who thought that America's role as "World Policeman" was inappropriate and too costly..... you ain't seen nothing yet.
America's new role as "World Health Care Provider" will dwarf  those fears.

In the Democrats' shear frenzy to pass health care reform they have sold America to the highest bidder.
Not only will the most irresponsible 30,000,000 people residing in the USA now be provided with free or cheap health care at the expense of those Americans that do take responsibility for their lives; but now any foreign national who is able to sneak across our borders will be provided with the same entitlement.

So for the world's medically disadvantaged, fret no more.
The Guatemalan with congenital heart disease, the African with AIDS, the Croatian with prostate cancer, the Chinese with a stroke and the Indian with leprosy-- all you folks need to do is get your butts across the US border and we will provide medical care for whatever ails you free of charge or for a very nominal fee.
And remember, your pre-existing conditions matter not.

For our Canadian friends who need procedures and diagnostic testing but either do not qualify or are on long waiting lists in your homeland of Canada--we welcome you in America.
However, you will no longer have to pay fair market value for your medical care when you come to the US. We will now offer you state of the art medical care once you sign up for our very affordable American health care coverage (unless you can't afford the policy and then it will be free) and once your care is complete you can quit paying for American health coverage and go back home.
Remember, if another health care concern arises down the road that Canada will not cover to your liking come on back to the USA and pick up your temporary health care coverage and you're good to go.

Let's not forget , all that Obama will sign into law tomorrow is the health care template....by 2014 when the legislation takes real effect there will be a public option and a plethora of added bells and whistles. 
The only thing there won't be plenty of is quality American trained physicians.

"Uncle Sam's Candy Store" is open for all..........hurry in for the bankruptcy clearance sale.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

When will Obama do away with pre-existing conditions for other types of insurance like auto, home and life? I don't think it's fair to have to pay for auto insurance unless I have a wreck or flood insurance until after my house floods.

Anonymous said...

16K new federal jobs and a 10 billion dollar budget just for the feds at the IRS to collect fees from our rebates those if we don't buy the insurance. that's disgusting. taxes on retirement plans are also going up from 15 to 18.5% just for starters and will probably be more like 45-70% when I retire if I'm lucky. technically Obama didn't raise taxes on income just capital gains when us poor folks retire. what a vile government we have now.

Anonymous said...

Who said it is a right? Is he re-writing the constitution? Disgusting

Anonymous said...

You is just a hateing meen person.Poor peole is not animales

Anonymous said...

"When injustice becomes law resistance becomes duty"
Thom. Jefferson